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kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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(via andrewquo)

comakid:

i wanna sleepy kiss someone til we fall asleep 

(via peanutbutter-pizzza)

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gleak:

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

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(via andrewquo)

if you date me we will have:

morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
sunday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex

(Source: montecristonight, via dancingdeadpuppets)

jollymarco:

lzbth:

lzbth:

there is the most incredible cloud outside its like a ridiculously long thin line and im so excited about it

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heres me pretending to be breathing it out

(via peanutbutter-pizzza)

foreverr-horny:

😍😍😍
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

mulodyne:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

a headline from my perfect world

(Source: rawstory.com, via beautifully-restless)

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

(via queefybeefy)

itsmemacleod:


thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

(via petalpunches)