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laced-up-and-spanked:

things i need:

  • doughnuts 
  • vodka
  • orgasms and cuddles

things i don’t need:

  • your dumb ass opinion

(via smile-andf-cktherest)

(Source: foxpapa, via c-a-m-m-i-e)

Does anyone wanna hug me

oldmanspooky:

timelordshavetwohearts:

leupagus:

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS

"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*

(Source: paatroklos, via dreamstreetnightmarealley)

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via peterswebmemhi)

contemporarybaseball:

all my friends are in bar bands by the wonder years
not my picture, just my edit
houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.