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trewbgn:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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(via tanyawriter13)

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.

t-angy:

i want to be 18 but i also want to be 8

(via the-abyss-of-a-teenage-mind)

suicideblonde:

Jamie Lynn Spears with her sister Britney and Justin Timberlake
Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO

(Source: megan-hansenn, via sad-twink)

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

sports-and-girls:

Hickeys are beautiful they’re like a temporary tattoo showing where your lips once were

(Source: sports-and-girls, via cozedkitten)

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
fuckyeahtattoos:

Artist: Ryan Ashley Malarkey
The Strange and Unusual, Kingston Pennsylvania.
haleyanastasiabites.tumblr.com
death-by-lulz:

this is so specific i love it 

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